Among the more bizarre rumors concerning all the terrible things the Obama administration is going to do to Americans as a result of the Affordable Care Act, is the rumor that we will all be implanted with microchips to track, what, I don’t know, our bowel movements, maybe. This rumor has biblical origins relating to being marked with the number of the beast, or something. The fact that all language concerning implanted devices was removed from the final piece of legislation has not deterred the weirdos who are gleefully posting and sharing this rubbish.. Oh, by the way, the legislation language was talking about PACEMAKERS and such. Fake boobs even. Go thee unafraid to a science class every now and then, and thou just might learn something.